dankmemeuniversity:

deathwarlock:

patricide1917:

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

A bird wrote this

belalugosishreds:

me: I’m literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

teenagerposts:

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

cherryking:

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

insomniac-arrest:

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.